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EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




REAL GAMERS -


TAGS: gamers high score
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Azzameen85 - August 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
I'm going for the great "01"
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:32 pm
too bad you're limited to a 2 digit high score
IgnorantBeauty - February 17, 2011, 11:19 pm
Awesome!
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 1:57 am
i'm so gonna do this next time i find one of these. 5L's
Anonymous2 - February 2, 2011, 9:48 pm
Wait, where's the flames that I saw in this picture before? Doc said that when that baby hits 88 mph I was going to see some serious sh**.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
Bahhahahahah!!!! For real? Fantastic! 5L's!
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 1:07 pm

you know.....i'm a gamer.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH awesome


HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.




DEVIOUS MINDS -


TAGS: high school prank
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 25, 2012, 2:03 pm
LOL! 5 Goats, I mean, Lions!
smalltownguy - May 12, 2011, 5:01 pm
I liked the long version better. It involved numerous hazing tools and pledges left tied up on the lawn of a college.
Shadowjoe - May 12, 2011, 11:31 am
That's a great one! LOL


NU -


TAGS: thigh
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 5:02 pm
How i5 Burger King more calories than McDonald's? Great poster, by the way.


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


STRIPPER SHOES - It's not like they can keep it in their pockets.


TAGS: platform high heel shoe bank
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:28 pm
I'm not sure where this strip club is where the dancers take coins, and are glad of them... but I don't think I want to go.


WHO'S AWESOME? - YOU'RE AWESOME!


TAGS: castro thinks highly of you
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - April 2, 2010, 10:06 am
I had considered that, but decided to go with the nazis on this, given Castro is a communist and all. Save it, I know they weren't the same thing.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
Claire, who has the coolest avatar EVER!! is correct
Claire - April 1, 2010, 8:56 pm
I believe it's spelled "amsome."


WHATEVER SHE IS ON - Give me some NOW




THERE CAN BE - only one


TAGS: peacock one highlander
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by motinet

motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:37 am

hmmmm
M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
[Test] Lol, Never saw a White Peacock before, nice one.
GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 1:43 pm
hilarious, good job
kimzter - November 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
made me laugh :)


OH SHIT - i dropped my wallet


TAGS: guy on a superhigh ledge
Rating: 3.87/5

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Derek - January 31, 2010, 5:13 pm
Norway
phydeaux - December 4, 2009, 3:34 pm
I thought that was the toilet...open air style...sorry 'bout that...
gil - December 2, 2009, 11:10 pm
any clue where this is? Hawaii? yipes is right
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 10:58 pm
LMAO! And the "YIPES" sign.
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
Heh, I thought that was Wylie Coyote's rock...look out for the handsaw routine.
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:12 pm
Screw your wallet... Simba's gonna be pissed when he sees you sitting on his patio. Just a warning.


AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.


TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.


COASTER ADDICTS -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.


HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains


TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many upskirts as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!




HIGH MANG - Get me some feckin' scooby snacks!


TAGS: stoned dog scooby snacks high mang
Rating: 1.87/5


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by giulio

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!


TAGS: highlander monty python holy grail
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 2:36 pm
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:05 pm
It's only a flesh wound!


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.


TAGS: hillbilly highrise miller kools
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am
^be^


SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL -


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......Fucker!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
Hilarious!!!


LOGIC -




HIGH HORSE -




PRACTICE PADDLING -




stupid is as stupid does -




EYE TEST -


TAGS: highlights is getting sophisticated
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's something fur us to think about
rerun - November 11, 2009, 3:54 pm

can you use more "B" words?
Derek - November 11, 2009, 3:44 pm
But would a bear's bare butt look quite so bare?
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:12 pm
MP rerun...we are in this together bro
rerun - November 11, 2009, 3:10 pm

thanks - plenty of good posters around. I will get the next one.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 2:55 pm
If you want to give rerun credit for this, then please do Mr. M!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 2:45 pm

no big deal. glad Bone made the cut.
motifake - November 11, 2009, 2:41 pm

Almost rejected this one too, but figured enough time passed. If youre unlucky, someone used your pic the day before
rerun - November 11, 2009, 2:16 pm

hey - important thing is a Timmy didn't post it. Great minds think alike, just different mods see different things. I gave it 5L.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 1:56 pm
No way rerun...sorry about that!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 1:53 pm

hmmm, I submitted this exact pic last week, almost word for word text and rejected due to "pic recently used". BoneCD gets the points.


OR... - You can just stop being lazy.




SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."




HIGH SCHOOL MEMORIES -


TAGS: prom highschool prom ozarks
Rating: 3.8/5

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rerun - May 17, 2011, 8:44 pm

I had no ideaHammy went to Ozarks High.


LONG TERM EFFECTS -




I DID NOT SLAP YOU.... - I just high fived your face!


TAGS: slap highfive facec
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by katcoker1989

LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 2:30 pm
Okay...I'm just gonna "fist-bump" your nose then...


MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by CANADA

WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing fucking beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "fuck central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


Marching Band -




MEANWHILE ON THE HIGHWAY -




DEAR RICH BASTARD -




SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.


TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.


LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


WOW! - There is a highway to Hell.


TAGS: highway hell
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.
falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.


IMAGINATION GIVES YOU WINGS -


TAGS: aim high dy2012
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - May 13, 2012, 5:49 am
posted it verdeckt
Verdeckt - May 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Please also upload to Motivational Twist site


SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."




PUCKER FACTOR - On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11.


TAGS: bolivia mountain trucks highway scary
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 3:17 am
It makes the Apache Trail's Fish Creek Hill look silly. FYI the Fish Creek Hill starts w/ a 1000 ft drop.
faulty switch - November 21, 2009, 2:52 am
i like the way you think CANADA
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 3:58 pm
I sure wouldnt have my seat belt on,I wouldnt even have doors on my truck! those things would just slow me from jumping if it tipped
Derek - November 10, 2009, 3:13 pm
There'd be more than a few dead lorries down below I'd wager.
KDP3 - November 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
Fuck that


ON THAT DAY - Mike decided not to get high before going to birthday parties


TAGS: high smiling dog
Rating: 3.67/5

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Makriev - March 9, 2010, 12:14 am
LOL! Amazing! 5 High lions
Mongo - March 8, 2010, 1:19 pm
Best I've seen in a while...LOL! 5L
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:17 pm
ROFLMAO!! 5++++


FRANKSTON - The picture says it all




HIGH KICK -




WASTED - Dude, I just smoked a fat one.




WHEN YOU... -


TAGS: jump conclusion high bridge
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by steph1

Tivo - April 4, 2011, 9:08 pm
You only need a rope if you think you will survive to jump again.
alexsad - April 4, 2011, 7:55 am
you don't need the rope...
Mahomygod - March 31, 2011, 9:40 pm
and don't forget a long enough rope..


CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.




DIVISION OF LABOR - One Out Of Five Workers Only Care For The Winged Ants




HEY BRO, - Five up top.




WHOA! - The colors! What was in that dog food? Dude, who cares?




SCHOOL OF ROCK -


TAGS: high school ozzie fest calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

caveman - August 25, 2011, 1:40 am
Party on 5arth!!!
Budog - August 24, 2011, 6:51 am
Party on Wayne !!!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Never 5ay Die!
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 5:42 am
Hellrai5er


DEBAUCHED -


TAGS: 15 years of using high speed internet didn t pass by traceless
Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:03 pm
Omg! Lol! I didn't even need to read the text to notice the picture. Goes to show you where my mind is, lol! 5L
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 am
thx! ;)
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:30 pm
this is awesome 5L's for you
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:09 pm
I see dirty pipes gettin' it on!


HIGHLANDER 2 - What part of "There can be only ONE." did you people not understand.


TAGS: highlander
Rating: 4.29/5

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Alixian - November 7, 2011, 5:02 am
KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE


SEAL BOY -


TAGS: pool highlight crys cubby
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - February 10, 2011, 10:47 am
Pure magic.
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:34 pm

lolz


RUNNERS HIGH -




HIGH SCHOOL -


TAGS: high school cheerleaders were hot
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

okami - July 15, 2010, 11:57 am
and i try even harder to remember those 4 years of 40 years ago.
boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:05 am
i try to remember those 4 years of 4 years ago


TEAMWORK -




HIGH SCHOOL -




AIRMAN -


TAGS: mcdonald s fly thru is not that high flying
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by forseti

Airman - May 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
that would be fun!


WHAT IS YOU ARE SAYING? - I do not know this.... Mile High Club.


TAGS: mile high club
Rating: 4.05/5

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GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 2:12 pm
me likes!! 5L


SPORT IN HEAVEN -


TAGS: basketball air fly high sky
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by forseti

suenero - October 3, 2010, 10:31 am
I like beer. I like bacon. I love bare-breasted cheerleaders. 5L's


SUPERMAN YOU IDIOT - No one can throw a kid that high; your covers blown!!


TAGS: superman baby high bad idiot
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by zazale

zoomer296 - March 9, 2013, 7:53 pm
I love it when a grammar nazi fails.
zazale - June 13, 2011, 10:01 am
LOL Grammar FAIL.. I can't believe I missed that one!!
RexyD - June 13, 2011, 5:34 am
That's "grammar"
the1stCOMMI3 - June 12, 2011, 4:37 pm
grammer *cover's blown* 5till, pretty funny


ONE FINAL WISH - If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish Would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this?


TAGS: wish the low spark of high heeled boys
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by SiliconMage

GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
a kiss to die for? well,this one time, I was travelling through Missouri, and this one chick she kissed me, sent shivers to my TOES!!, I've never forgotten it....to this day
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:50 pm
not really similar, but you're on the right way... *eg*


HIGH MAINTENANCE - no wonder why I have a hard time with them...




LOVE IS IN THE AIR - But sometimes you're not high enough to grab it.


TAGS: love is high in the air got it
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Makriev

boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:47 am
then let us hit the bong!
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:30 pm
Excellent


BEING STONED - Does not make you superman. So don't attempt to fly. if you think you are don't, because your belt is full of cryptonite.


TAGS: high
Rating: 3.17/5
msquinzel - March 13, 2012, 9:21 am
Kryptonite....
rodangol - January 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
sometimes i feel like i am dont


HIIIIIGH FIIIIIVE!!!!!!! - Even evil dictators like doing it!




AM I HALLUCINATING? -


TAGS: september challenge hallucinating times at ridgemont high
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Mongo - September 2, 2009, 1:41 pm
Too bad Sean Penn is a communist.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 1:31 pm
that movie was sweet


HITLER'S IRONIC PUNISHMENT - Having the world's most annoying jewish comedian play him in an American movie. "Son of a BITCH!!!" - Hitler


TAGS: gilbert gottfried as adolf hitler in the 1992 movie highway to hell assignment for november 21 ww2
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:16 am
That would have been fun as hell to make him sit through that every f'n day BoR! 5 dead Poodles!


PIRACY - Oh Dear God, It all looked so, so colorful in those Johnny Depp movies.




THERE CAN BE - Only one.


TAGS: lemurs highlander
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 10:37 am
I am your King! King Julian!


HIGH FIVE - Nothing more cool... NOTHING!


TAGS: high five
Rating: 2.07/5

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THE LOOK -


TAGS: big butt bustier high heels funny
Rating: 1.75/5

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theycallmesunshine - March 21, 2010, 3:22 pm
she looks like vanessa hudgens.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 1:45 pm
@SD...sure she's sweating, how else do you think that stuff slid on!?
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 10:52 am
Or lack there of... and no my tail ain't wagging. Ha
Narutarded - November 23, 2009, 10:49 am
@spacedog: Your avatar has that whole "What has been seen..." thing going on. My guess is he saw her thong.
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 10:36 am
She probably worked up a sweat putting on that outfit.
Mongo - November 23, 2009, 10:24 am
And...gag...she's greased up!
Narutarded - November 23, 2009, 10:06 am
No, the burn occurs when she wears courduroy pants. The resulting friction produces enough heat to completely de-ice Chicago in mid-January.
thatonechick - November 23, 2009, 9:51 am
Ahhhhh, BURN! LoL
Narutarded - November 23, 2009, 9:49 am
Y'know, that railing was straight before she leaned on it.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 9:10 am
If she were told to haul ass...she'd need *snicker* three trips with a wheel barrow!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 1:06 pm
Get a sample of those heels... I need my cell phone made out of that stuff!
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 12:36 pm
The Japanese are plotting against this one. You know, after about a day or so, wouldn't those stilettos become flats?
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:27 pm
It's Koolaid guy in drag!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:27 pm
I agree... that woman's appetite is putting a LOT of sealife at risk! Mammals and donuts, too!
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 12:25 pm
She, my fellow Motifakers, is another opportunity to save some whales. 4/5
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:37 am
She needs hula hoops to hold up those thigh-highs!
Narutarded - November 22, 2009, 10:09 am
Yeah, when she goes to back that thing up, it goes *beep*beep*beep*beep*
thatonechick - November 22, 2009, 9:54 am
Apparently big gunts too.Look at that belly! :S


the high five -




Dog Drivers -




Obviously... -


TAGS: nature driving gas prices higher than therapist
Rating: 4.91/5

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CloudchaserS - April 5, 2014, 10:17 am
They probably will take trade-ins. I'd wait a few years first. With any new car, the first model is when bugs that only appear from extended use will show.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Driving a '93 Sonoma right now. $90 to fill gets me about 400km to a tank...think I can talk 'em down on one of those with the '93 as a trade-in?!
CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:47 am
eliomotors.com 84mpg. 672 miles on a tank of gas.


JOINING THE MILE HIGH CLUB -




COMPATIBILITY -


TAGS: compatibility high big mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 7:55 am
oops... don't try finding an 'E' in the second row... it's missing


HIGHSCHOOL -


TAGS: the new guy quote highschool
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 1:10 pm
Amsome. 5L


NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY - The third Thursday of April each year. How the HELL did we miss this? Don't leave me hangin'....




THE LOW-FIVE -


TAGS: wombat australia high five
Rating: 4.43/5

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forseti - May 9, 2011, 3:51 am
Wombat-assignment! amsome!


PADDY CAKE -


TAGS: paddy cake perma high five hands
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:06 pm

as long as it isn't anytime soon.....enjoying her growing up but still by baby
GySgt1811 - September 5, 2010, 6:02 pm
Been there, done that. But it works out. You get a granddaughter. (Wait. Then the whole thing starts over again. ...Oh crap; belt fed, crew served for me!)
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:00 pm

sawed off....after she is married she can choose her course.
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 1:05 pm
Sorry had to. I will get you some extra ammo? You gonna use the sawed off or the pistol?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:02 pm
So, that's how the whole immaculate thing happens?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:45 pm

to think I was just starting to like you.....now you have to remind me of that problem.....lurking.....Ma, git tha gun
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:35 pm
Bout the time you start to worry that a boy is hiding under her bed
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:20 pm

There are days I am happy my daughter is able to care for herself, then I wonder when she won't want me to tuck her in anymore...
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:12 pm
Tell me about it, my boy started school two weeks ago and man i can only ask where the time has gone.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:05 pm

I remember those days...they pass way to fast for my liking
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:34 am
Thanks buddy, i thought of it while playing paddy cake with the lil princess this morning.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am

sick, twisted and I like


SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!


TAGS: sacrifices necessary to keep airman flying high
Rating: 4.25/5

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I tap that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.


BALLS - When you let a girl to play with your balls, better check how high she wants to reach.




CENTIPEDE - The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was.




SPEED LIMITS - Strictly enforced




PROOF THAT YOU'RE HIGH -




SCARFS AND GLOVES - WHEN THE WATER IS ICED-COLD IS GOOD TO WEAR THEM TO PREVENT HIGH BEAMS.




AMERICA! - It's like Highlander, only with continents!


TAGS: doris america fodder highlander
Rating: 2.87/5

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Drenix - October 19, 2008, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I kinda saw that coming...


CLIMB -




I WAS A TEENAGE - hall monitor




BLASPHEMY - it's fun!!




WHOLE NEW MEANING - HIGH HEELS




MYSTERIOUS WAYS -


TAGS: highland girls sheep ladies room
Rating: 4.87/5

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GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:28 pm
I thought one of them looked familar....I hope he's not planning to bring her to the motifake Christmas party. You know what a disaster the Hollowen party was with her there. Made the goat really jealous.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:11 pm

are those hammys women or are you asking in general?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
what is it with always wanting to use the bathroom after sex?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 3:09 am
lol'd
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:07 am
LOL Too true!


YANK IT -




AFTERNOON DELIGHT -




INTENTIONS -


TAGS: aim high not while high
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
This is brilliant!
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:41 pm
5 Poodles...does that mean a 5 way?
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:41 pm
I take offense to that...how else is she going to say OK?
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
Beautiful! Triple 5L for you Sean.


HIGH SCHOOL - Get's so distracting to a point where you can't regularly enjoy your other distractions




SUPERGIRL -




HIGH SCHOOL -




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