Over 102936

High Demotivational Poster

EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....


TAGS: gamers high score
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Azzameen85 - August 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
I'm going for the great "01"
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:32 pm
too bad you're limited to a 2 digit high score
IgnorantBeauty - February 17, 2011, 11:19 pm
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 1:57 am
i'm so gonna do this next time i find one of these. 5L's
Anonymous2 - February 2, 2011, 9:48 pm
Wait, where's the flames that I saw in this picture before? Doc said that when that baby hits 88 mph I was going to see some serious sh**.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
Bahhahahahah!!!! For real? Fantastic! 5L's!
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 1:07 pm

you know.....i'm a gamer.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH awesome

HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.


TAGS: high school prank
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 25, 2012, 2:03 pm
LOL! 5 Goats, I mean, Lions!
smalltownguy - May 12, 2011, 5:01 pm
I liked the long version better. It involved numerous hazing tools and pledges left tied up on the lawn of a college.
Shadowjoe - May 12, 2011, 11:31 am
That's a great one! LOL

NU -

TAGS: thigh
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 5:02 pm
How i5 Burger King more calories than McDonald's? Great poster, by the way.

"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"

TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!

STRIPPER SHOES - It's not like they can keep it in their pockets.

TAGS: platform high heel shoe bank
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:28 pm
I'm not sure where this strip club is where the dancers take coins, and are glad of them... but I don't think I want to go.


TAGS: castro thinks highly of you
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - April 2, 2010, 10:06 am
I had considered that, but decided to go with the nazis on this, given Castro is a communist and all. Save it, I know they weren't the same thing.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
Claire, who has the coolest avatar EVER!! is correct
Claire - April 1, 2010, 8:56 pm
I believe it's spelled "amsome."


THERE CAN BE - only one

TAGS: peacock one highlander
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by motinet

motinet - September 24, 2014, 11:37 am

M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
[Test] Lol, Never saw a White Peacock before, nice one.
GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 1:43 pm
hilarious, good job
kimzter - November 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
made me laugh :)

OH SHIT - i dropped my wallet

TAGS: guy on a superhigh ledge
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by kieran rodgers

Derek - January 31, 2010, 5:13 pm
phydeaux - December 4, 2009, 3:34 pm
I thought that was the toilet...open air style...sorry 'bout that...
gil - December 2, 2009, 11:10 pm
any clue where this is? Hawaii? yipes is right
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 10:58 pm
LMAO! And the "YIPES" sign.
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
Heh, I thought that was Wylie Coyote's rock...look out for the handsaw routine.
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:12 pm
Screw your wallet... Simba's gonna be pissed when he sees you sitting on his patio. Just a warning.

AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.

TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.

HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains

TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many upskirts as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?

DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!

HIGH MANG - Get me some feckin' scooby snacks!

TAGS: stoned dog scooby snacks high mang
Rating: 1.87/5


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top

HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!

TAGS: highlander monty python holy grail
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 2:36 pm
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:05 pm
It's only a flesh wound!

LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!

TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!

HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.

TAGS: hillbilly highrise miller kools
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......Fucker!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm




stupid is as stupid does -


TAGS: highlights is getting sophisticated
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's something fur us to think about
rerun - November 11, 2009, 3:54 pm

can you use more "B" words?
Derek - November 11, 2009, 3:44 pm
But would a bear's bare butt look quite so bare?
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:12 pm
MP rerun...we are in this together bro
rerun - November 11, 2009, 3:10 pm

thanks - plenty of good posters around. I will get the next one.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 2:55 pm
If you want to give rerun credit for this, then please do Mr. M!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 2:45 pm

no big deal. glad Bone made the cut.
motifake - November 11, 2009, 2:41 pm

Almost rejected this one too, but figured enough time passed. If youre unlucky, someone used your pic the day before
rerun - November 11, 2009, 2:16 pm

hey - important thing is a Timmy didn't post it. Great minds think alike, just different mods see different things. I gave it 5L.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 1:56 pm
No way rerun...sorry about that!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 1:53 pm

hmmm, I submitted this exact pic last week, almost word for word text and rejected due to "pic recently used". BoneCD gets the points.

OR... - You can just stop being lazy.

SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."


TAGS: prom highschool prom ozarks
Rating: 3.8/5

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rerun - May 17, 2011, 8:44 pm

I had no ideaHammy went to Ozarks High.


I DID NOT SLAP YOU.... - I just high fived your face!

TAGS: slap highfive facec
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 2:30 pm
Okay...I'm just gonna "fist-bump" your nose then...


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing fucking beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "fuck central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?

Marching Band -



SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.

TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though

WOW! - There is a highway to Hell.

TAGS: highway hell
Rating: 4.62/5

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falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.
falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 10:11 pm
I dare you to drive through that anarchy.


TAGS: aim high dy2012
Rating: 4.61/5

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dy2012 - May 13, 2012, 5:49 am
posted it verdeckt
Verdeckt - May 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Please also upload to Motivational Twist site

SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."

PUCKER FACTOR - On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11.

TAGS: bolivia mountain trucks highway scary
Rating: 3.74/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 3:17 am
It makes the Apache Trail's Fish Creek Hill look silly. FYI the Fish Creek Hill starts w/ a 1000 ft drop.
faulty switch - November 21, 2009, 2:52 am
i like the way you think CANADA
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 3:58 pm
I sure wouldnt have my seat belt on,I wouldnt even have doors on my truck! those things would just slow me from jumping if it tipped
Derek - November 10, 2009, 3:13 pm
There'd be more than a few dead lorries down below I'd wager.
KDP3 - November 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
Fuck that

ON THAT DAY - Mike decided not to get high before going to birthday parties

TAGS: high smiling dog
Rating: 3.67/5

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Makriev - March 9, 2010, 12:14 am
LOL! Amazing! 5 High lions
Mongo - March 8, 2010, 1:19 pm
Best I've seen in a while...LOL! 5L
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:17 pm
ROFLMAO!! 5++++

FRANKSTON - The picture says it all


WASTED - Dude, I just smoked a fat one.


TAGS: jump conclusion high bridge
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by steph1

Tivo - April 4, 2011, 9:08 pm
You only need a rope if you think you will survive to jump again.
alexsad - April 4, 2011, 7:55 am
you don't need the rope...
Mahomygod - March 31, 2011, 9:40 pm
and don't forget a long enough rope..

CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.

DIVISION OF LABOR - One Out Of Five Workers Only Care For The Winged Ants

HEY BRO, - Five up top.

WHOA! - The colors! What was in that dog food? Dude, who cares?


TAGS: high school ozzie fest calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

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caveman - August 25, 2011, 1:40 am
Party on 5arth!!!
Budog - August 24, 2011, 6:51 am
Party on Wayne !!!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Never 5ay Die!
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 5:42 am


TAGS: 15 years of using high speed internet didn t pass by traceless
Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:03 pm
Omg! Lol! I didn't even need to read the text to notice the picture. Goes to show you where my mind is, lol! 5L
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 am
thx! ;)
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:30 pm
this is awesome 5L's for you
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:09 pm
I see dirty pipes gettin' it on!

HIGHLANDER 2 - What part of "There can be only ONE." did you people not understand.

TAGS: highlander
Rating: 4.29/5

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Alixian - November 7, 2011, 5:02 am


TAGS: pool highlight crys cubby
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - February 10, 2011, 10:47 am
Pure magic.
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:34 pm




TAGS: high school cheerleaders were hot
Rating: 4.68/5

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okami - July 15, 2010, 11:57 am
and i try even harder to remember those 4 years of 40 years ago.
boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:05 am
i try to remember those 4 years of 4 years ago




TAGS: mcdonald s fly thru is not that high flying
Rating: 4.2/5

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Airman - May 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
that would be fun!

WHAT IS YOU ARE SAYING? - I do not know this.... Mile High Club.

TAGS: mile high club
Rating: 4.05/5

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GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 2:12 pm
me likes!! 5L


TAGS: basketball air fly high sky
Rating: 3.87/5

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suenero - October 3, 2010, 10:31 am
I like beer. I like bacon. I love bare-breasted cheerleaders. 5L's

SUPERMAN YOU IDIOT - No one can throw a kid that high; your covers blown!!

TAGS: superman baby high bad idiot
Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - March 9, 2013, 7:53 pm
I love it when a grammar nazi fails.
zazale - June 13, 2011, 10:01 am
LOL Grammar FAIL.. I can't believe I missed that one!!
RexyD - June 13, 2011, 5:34 am
That's "grammar"
the1stCOMMI3 - June 12, 2011, 4:37 pm
grammer *cover's blown* 5till, pretty funny

ONE FINAL WISH - If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish Would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this?

TAGS: wish the low spark of high heeled boys
Rating: 3.77/5

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GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
a kiss to die for? well,this one time, I was travelling through Missouri, and this one chick she kissed me, sent shivers to my TOES!!, I've never forgotten it....to this day
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:50 pm
not really similar, but you're on the right way... *eg*

HIGH MAINTENANCE - no wonder why I have a hard time with them...

LOVE IS IN THE AIR - But sometimes you're not high enough to grab it.

TAGS: love is high in the air got it
Rating: 3.41/5

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boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:47 am
then let us hit the bong!
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:30 pm

BEING STONED - Does not make you superman. So don't attempt to fly. if you think you are don't, because your belt is full of cryptonite.

TAGS: high
Rating: 3.17/5
msquinzel - March 13, 2012, 9:21 am
rodangol - January 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
sometimes i feel like i am dont

HIIIIIGH FIIIIIVE!!!!!!! - Even evil dictators like doing it!


TAGS: september challenge hallucinating times at ridgemont high
Rating: 3.09/5

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Mongo - September 2, 2009, 1:41 pm
Too bad Sean Penn is a communist.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 1:31 pm
that movie was sweet

HITLER'S IRONIC PUNISHMENT - Having the world's most annoying jewish comedian play him in an American movie. "Son of a BITCH!!!" - Hitler

TAGS: gilbert gottfried as adolf hitler in the 1992 movie highway to hell assignment for november 21 ww2
Rating: 3.07/5

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BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:16 am
That would have been fun as hell to make him sit through that every f'n day BoR! 5 dead Poodles!

PIRACY - Oh Dear God, It all looked so, so colorful in those Johnny Depp movies.

THERE CAN BE - Only one.

TAGS: lemurs highlander
Rating: 2.75/5

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LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 10:37 am
I am your King! King Julian!

HIGH FIVE - Nothing more cool... NOTHING!

TAGS: high five
Rating: 2.07/5

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TAGS: big butt bustier high heels funny
Rating: 1.75/5

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theycallmesunshine - March 21, 2010, 3:22 pm
she looks like vanessa hudgens.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 1:45 pm
@SD...sure she's sweating, how else do you think that stuff slid on!?
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 10:52 am
Or lack there of... and no my tail ain't wagging. Ha
Narutarded - November 23, 2009, 10:49 am
@spacedog: Your avatar has that whole "What has been seen..." thing going on. My guess is he saw her thong.
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 10:36 am
She probably worked up a sweat putting on that outfit.
Mongo - November 23, 2009, 10:24 am
And...gag...she's greased up!
Narutarded - November 23, 2009, 10:06 am
No, the burn occurs when she wears courduroy pants. The resulting friction produces enough heat to completely de-ice Chicago in mid-January.
thatonechick - November 23, 2009, 9:51 am
Ahhhhh, BURN! LoL
Narutarded - November 23, 2009, 9:49 am
Y'know, that railing was straight before she leaned on it.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 9:10 am
If she were told to haul ass...she'd need *snicker* three trips with a wheel barrow!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 1:06 pm
Get a sample of those heels... I need my cell phone made out of that stuff!
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 12:36 pm
The Japanese are plotting against this one. You know, after about a day or so, wouldn't those stilettos become flats?
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:27 pm
It's Koolaid guy in drag!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:27 pm
I agree... that woman's appetite is putting a LOT of sealife at risk! Mammals and donuts, too!
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 12:25 pm
She, my fellow Motifakers, is another opportunity to save some whales. 4/5
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:37 am
She needs hula hoops to hold up those thigh-highs!
Narutarded - November 22, 2009, 10:09 am
Yeah, when she goes to back that thing up, it goes *beep*beep*beep*beep*
thatonechick - November 22, 2009, 9:54 am
Apparently big gunts too.Look at that belly! :S

the high five -

Dog Drivers -

Obviously... -

TAGS: nature driving gas prices higher than therapist
Rating: 4.91/5

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CloudchaserS - April 5, 2014, 10:17 am
They probably will take trade-ins. I'd wait a few years first. With any new car, the first model is when bugs that only appear from extended use will show.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Driving a '93 Sonoma right now. $90 to fill gets me about 400km to a tank...think I can talk 'em down on one of those with the '93 as a trade-in?!
CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:47 am
eliomotors.com 84mpg. 672 miles on a tank of gas.



TAGS: compatibility high big mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 7:55 am
oops... don't try finding an 'E' in the second row... it's missing


TAGS: the new guy quote highschool
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 1:10 pm
Amsome. 5L

NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY - The third Thursday of April each year. How the HELL did we miss this? Don't leave me hangin'....


TAGS: wombat australia high five
Rating: 4.43/5

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forseti - May 9, 2011, 3:51 am
Wombat-assignment! amsome!


TAGS: paddy cake perma high five hands
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:06 pm

as long as it isn't anytime soon.....enjoying her growing up but still by baby
GySgt1811 - September 5, 2010, 6:02 pm
Been there, done that. But it works out. You get a granddaughter. (Wait. Then the whole thing starts over again. ...Oh crap; belt fed, crew served for me!)
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:00 pm

sawed off....after she is married she can choose her course.
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 1:05 pm
Sorry had to. I will get you some extra ammo? You gonna use the sawed off or the pistol?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:02 pm
So, that's how the whole immaculate thing happens?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:45 pm

to think I was just starting to like you.....now you have to remind me of that problem.....lurking.....Ma, git tha gun
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:35 pm
Bout the time you start to worry that a boy is hiding under her bed
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:20 pm

There are days I am happy my daughter is able to care for herself, then I wonder when she won't want me to tuck her in anymore...
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:12 pm
Tell me about it, my boy started school two weeks ago and man i can only ask where the time has gone.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:05 pm

I remember those days...they pass way to fast for my liking
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:34 am
Thanks buddy, i thought of it while playing paddy cake with the lil princess this morning.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am

sick, twisted and I like

SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!

TAGS: sacrifices necessary to keep airman flying high
Rating: 4.25/5

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I tap that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.

BALLS - When you let a girl to play with your balls, better check how high she wants to reach.

CENTIPEDE - The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was.

SPEED LIMITS - Strictly enforced



AMERICA! - It's like Highlander, only with continents!

TAGS: doris america fodder highlander
Rating: 2.87/5

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Drenix - October 19, 2008, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I kinda saw that coming...


I WAS A TEENAGE - hall monitor

BLASPHEMY - it's fun!!



TAGS: highland girls sheep ladies room
Rating: 4.87/5

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GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:28 pm
I thought one of them looked familar....I hope he's not planning to bring her to the motifake Christmas party. You know what a disaster the Hollowen party was with her there. Made the goat really jealous.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:11 pm

are those hammys women or are you asking in general?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
what is it with always wanting to use the bathroom after sex?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 3:09 am
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:07 am
LOL Too true!




TAGS: aim high not while high
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
This is brilliant!
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:41 pm
5 Poodles...does that mean a 5 way?
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:41 pm
I take offense to that...how else is she going to say OK?
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
Beautiful! Triple 5L for you Sean.

HIGH SCHOOL - Get's so distracting to a point where you can't regularly enjoy your other distractions